THE WELLER Now Available in Print!

100_7751That’s right. My debut novel, The Weller, is now available in a handy, apocalypse-friendly print edition. You can get yours today at CreateSpace for $7.99 here. The book will also be made available on Amazon and Amazon Europe within the week. I’ll be posting those links as soon as I have them.

But don’t forget the excellent ebook edition published by Retro Rocket Press. For $3.99, you can have The Weller for your favorite e-reader.

UPDATE (6-5-13): The book is now available on Amazon here.

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Out of Context #37

Overheard during a Skype conversation between K.H. Koehler and myself:

Adam J. Whitlatch: She’s busy shaving pussy. She’ll call me back.

K.H. Koehler: Shaving pussy is a perilous line of work. I have a longhaired monstrosity that doesn’t behave at all.

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Happy Birfday To Me!

11. Adam First Picture

My very first picture with Mom.

Well, it’s that time of year again. This ball of space rock has hurtled around the Sun one more time, my joints have gotten a little creakier, and a few more gray hairs have sprouted in my beard. Yup… I’m thirty-two today.

I know what you’re thinking: “I forgot to get my good friend, Adam, a present!” Well, fear not. I’m here to help you out. If you really want to make my birthday extra special, here are three simple things you can do to make me smile today:

1. Buy my book. This way we both get something. And, admit it, you’ve been meaning to treat yourself to some post-apocalyptic kickassery anyway, haven’t you? Of course you have. So head on over to KHP Books and pick yours up for just $3.99.

2. Post a Review. What’s that? You say you’ve already bought The Weller? Well that’s fantastic! Thank you! One thing that would really make my day would be a review (please be honest) on Goodreads, the online retailer where you purchased the book, or both. Authors are like flowers, except that instead of sunlight, we need reviews to grow and blossom. And booze. LOTS of booze.

3. Make a donation to charity: water. In researching The Weller, I was horrified to find out that a world water crisis is already upon us. Nearly one billion people don’t have access to clean drinking water. Together, we can make a difference. Together, we can ensure that no human being ever has to go without clean drinking water. Click here to learn more.

Oh, and if one of you wants to come over to my house and do my dishes and fold my laundry, I’d accept that too. :)

 

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You Can’t Say That! #8

And on the eighth day, God created pecan pie. And he saw that it was… fucking awesome!

“Hey, Gabriel! You gotta come here and try this! Holy shit! I’ve really outdone myself this time!”

pecan-pie

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Out of Context #36

Overheard during a Skype conversation between Jerrod Balzer and myself:

Jerrod: Sometimes, it’s about how it will feel in your hands, or look in regards to thickness.

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Survival Weekly reviews THE WELLER

The WellerToday I experienced probably the greatest high a writer can experience. I read a review that made me say, “Wow! This book sounds awesome! Who wrote this? Wait… wrote this book?”

Laugh if you want, but I was seriously that blown away by Jim Cobb’s review of my post-apocalyptic novel, THE WELLER. I’ve been so rattled by nerves lately, both book-related and not, that I haven’t really had time to sit back and appreciate what I’ve accomplished with this book.

The positive response so far has been overwhelming. Thank you to everyone who has bought the book so far. And to those of you who haven’t picked up your copy yet, I’ll let Mr. Cobb tell you what you’re missing:

SURVIVAL WEEKLY – The Library at the End of the World – THE WELLER Review

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Mike’s Meat!

Normally I would post this under “Out of Context,” but since it’s so long I thought it deserved its own post. This was overheard during a phone conversation between my best friend, Gabe Hamilton, and myself just a few minutes ago:

Adam: (answers phone) Mike’s Meat! You can beat the price, but you can’t beat Mike’s Meat!

Gabe: Oh, you wanna bet I can’t?

Adam: Would you like Mike’s Special Sauce with Mike’s Meat today, sir?

Gabe: Depends on the duration of the beating.

Adam: (laughs) Eww.

Gabe: What? I meant with a baseball bat.

Adam: Wow… we have issues.

Gabe: I know, right? Your mind automatically goes to sex. Mine goes to mob violence. I’m not sure which one of us is more fucked in the head.

 

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“The Weller” Available Now

The Weller

The day is here. My debut novel, The Weller, is available now for Kindle, Nook, iBooks, and Kobo. 

To purchase, click the appropriate link for your device:

- Kindle

- Nook

- Kobo

- iBooks

- OmniLit (epub, mobi, & pdf)

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Face the Consequences!

I’ve been dealing with some frustrating scheduling issues today. Luckily, my friend and co-worker, K.H. Koehler, has given me some excellent advice to help these people fall into line:

K.H. Koehler: Tell them they either get it straight or they die in your next novel.

Adam Whitlatch: Problem is most people love that. lol

K.H. Koehler: Die horribly, ripped apart by rabid weasels.

Adam Whitlatch: Did somebody say RABID WEASELS!? :D

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Weller Cover Art

The Weller

There it is. Isn’t it purrrrdy? The cover was done by the lovely, uber-talented K.H. Koehler using original artwork by MisCee.

The book is expected to be available within the month for Kindle, Nook, Kobo, and Apple iBooks devices. The Weller will be released under the banner of KHP Publishers’ newest imprint, Retro Rocket Press.

Stay tuned for more info.

 

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