
My very first picture with Mom.
Well, it’s that time of year again. This ball of space rock has hurtled around the Sun one more time, my joints have gotten a little creakier, and a few more gray hairs have sprouted in my beard. Yup… I’m thirty-two today.
I know what you’re thinking: “I forgot to get my good friend, Adam, a present!” Well, fear not. I’m here to help you out. If you really want to make my birthday extra special, here are three simple things you can do to make me smile today:
1. Buy my book. This way we both get something. And, admit it, you’ve been meaning to treat yourself to some post-apocalyptic kickassery anyway, haven’t you? Of course you have. So head on over to KHP Books and pick yours up for just $3.99.
2. Post a Review. What’s that? You say you’ve already bought The Weller? Well that’s fantastic! Thank you! One thing that would really make my day would be a review (please be honest) on Goodreads, the online retailer where you purchased the book, or both. Authors are like flowers, except that instead of sunlight, we need reviews to grow and blossom. And booze. LOTS of booze.
3. Make a donation to charity: water. In researching The Weller, I was horrified to find out that a world water crisis is already upon us. Nearly one billion people don’t have access to clean drinking water. Together, we can make a difference. Together, we can ensure that no human being ever has to go without clean drinking water. Click here to learn more.
Oh, and if one of you wants to come over to my house and do my dishes and fold my laundry, I’d accept that too.
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