Adam J. Whitlatch

Twilight kids meal toys? Are you fucking serious, Burger King? Over the weekend, while in Cedar Rapids for my wife’s ten year high school reunion, we went through the Burger King drive through for dinner. Logan got a chicken tenders kids meal and the chick taking our order even asked “Boy or girl?” Now, when [...]

They want that godawful mustache and mullet back. After watching this video I just have two points to make:A. I feel as if my childhood has been savagely raped through some dirty European glory hole.B. SAMANTHA FOX IS AN UNAGING SEX CYBORG FROM THE FUTURE!!! That is all. Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post [...]

Overheard during a conversation between authors Adam J. Whitlatch and Jerrod Balzer: Jerrod: That’s an HD nipple! Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.

Overheard during a conversation between authors Adam J. Whitlatch and Shannon Ryan at DemiCon: Shannon: Well, maybe she covered herself with Vaseline before putting it on. Adam: I’ll go ask. (Sorry for the delay on this one, folks. After deciding to use it for an Out of Context post, I got completely hammered at the [...]

If you’re a gamer, especially a more hardcore one than I am, then you’ve probably been keeping your eye on the E3 conference in Los Angeles. There have been some great surprises in the past few days, and many things we knew were coming–it was just a matter of time. KinectLast year Microsoft unveiled Project [...]

Missed me? Probably not, right? Well, it’s already been a very busy summer for me. As I’ve mentioned before I’m working on a new vampire novel. I haven’t gotten too far into the manuscript yet, but I’ve got most of the story mapped out on paper and I’m confident that this will be my most [...]