Archive for April, 2011

OH NOES! The Digital Sky Is Falling!

If you own a Playstation 3 or PSP, or if you read my blog early this morning, then you’re probably aware that the Playstation Network has been down for roughly two and a half days now. True to form, the Internet has exploded with gamers pitching shit fits because they can’t log on to play [...]

Meet My Date For The Evening

Just the way I like ‘em: tall, dark-haired, scantily-clad, and wielding sais. You know, I really thought the Mortal Kombat franchise was dead, but I’m happy to say I was dead wrong. I had no intention of buying another MK, or really any fighting game for that matter, ever again. They just lost their appeal. [...]

Caw Caw! BANG! Fuck, my childhood’s dead!

Wow, it’s been a loooong time since I’ve railed against remakes on this blog. And since news of a new remake seems to come out every day, something truly horrible would have to emerge before I’d hop on this old soapbox again, right? Right. Proving that nothing is ever sacred, Hollywood has decided to dig [...]

Hell Has Frozen Over… Again

I’m really starting to wonder if I have any integrity left, or if I’m just starting to pull my head out of my ass. My longtime readers will probably remember that at the very start of this blog’s life I wrote a rant about the stupidity of Twitter and swore to never use it. Yeah, [...]