Today was Keokuk’s first Zombie Walk down at the mall. Zavier was the only one of us that participated because by the time we got his makeup done it was time to go. That and Logan didn’t want any makeup and was a little afraid to go. But once we got there he wished he’d [...]
Archive for October, 2011
Wow, has it really been six years already? It seems like only yesterday he was in diapers. No, wait… that was Scott. I’m sorry. The cold medicine must be affecting me more than I thought. Tonight we’ll be celebrating with pizza and Angry Birds cupcakes. He picked them out. We tried to talk him into [...]
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In their infinite wisdom, the Westboro Batshit Church has once again enlightened us, this time it regards God’s secret identity. God is none other than… STEVE JOBS! Holy dog shit! Really!? Yes, really. According to Margie Phelps’ Twitter feed (in response to the image below), the iPhone was invented by God himself: Holy shit! It’s [...]
By now the rest of the net has already beaten this story like a dead horse and there really isn’t the need for another blog post mourning Steve Jobs, but I’m going to anyway. When it was announced that Jobs was stepping down as CEO, I really didn’t think much of it. I thought we [...]