Archive for February, 2012

You Can’t Say That! #4

Hoo boy! I’m gonna catch a holy asswhuppin’ for all these someday! Just watch, I’ll get up to those pearly gates and Saint Peter’s gonna be waiting for me with a pickup truck full of beer-swillin’ archangels behind him. Pete: “Well, lookee what we got here, boys. Looks like somebody took a wrong turn at [...]

A Reboot I Can Get Behind

I remember where I was on May 3, 2002 when I got my ticket to see Spider-Man. I was working as a security guard at a Menards store in Cedar Rapids. I agreed to hold down the fort while my supervisor, who also happened to be a friend and former roommate of mine, snuck out [...]