And on the eighth day, God created pecan pie. And he saw that it was… fucking awesome! “Hey, Gabriel! You gotta come here and try this! Holy shit! I’ve really outdone myself this time!” Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.
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Overheard during a Skype conversation between Jerrod Balzer and myself: Jerrod: Sometimes, it’s about how it will feel in your hands, or look in regards to thickness. Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.
Normally I would post this under “Out of Context,” but since it’s so long I thought it deserved its own post. This was overheard during a phone conversation between my best friend, Gabe Hamilton, and myself just a few minutes ago: Adam: (answers phone) Mike’s Meat! You can beat the price, but you can’t beat [...]
I’ve been dealing with some frustrating scheduling issues today. Luckily, my friend and co-worker, K.H. Koehler, has given me some excellent advice to help these people fall into line: K.H. Koehler: Tell them they either get it straight or they die in your next novel. Adam Whitlatch: Problem is most people love that. lol K.H. [...]
It’s true. Lady Liberty is just one big copper trouble magnet. Lady Luck she is not. Best to steer clear because you can bet that she’ll take the brunt of whatever the apocalypse throws at us. What a gal! Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.
When looking for food to sustain you and your family after the apocalypse, you can’t go wrong with jelly beans. They give you that quick burst of energy you need to outrun hordes of the infected. You may find the more-desirable rainbow-hued candies a bit scarce, however, so keep your eyes peeled for the black [...]
It’s true. You can stockpile ammunition, horde gasoline, and buy as many Twinkies as you can find on Ebay (By the way, stop that shit. Seriously. They have a shelf life of 25 days, for Christ’s sake), but all you really need is just one badass unicorn. Can’t fuck with it. Post Footer automatically generated [...]
Overheard during a Skype conversation between Jerrod and Robin Balzer and myself: Robin: We need to finish watching Fight Club. Adam: Hey! First rule of Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club! Jerrod: No, that’s the second rule. Adam: Oh yeah… Wait a minute! Jerrod: Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post [...]
Overheard during a conversation over breakfast between Adam J. Whitlatch, Gabe Hamilton, and Gabe’s girlfriend, Cara: Cara: ”That is way too big to fit in my mouth!” Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.