Posts Tagged ‘shit my wife says’

Out of Context #30

Overheard in the car today on the way home from Scott’s doctor appointment: Jessica: Don’t lick it! Just grab it! Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.

Out of Context #26

Overheard in the car between Adam J. Whitlatch and his wife, Jessica, last night: Adam: Have you got the crabs? Jessica: Yup. They’re between my legs. Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.

Out of Context #23

Overheard during a conversation between Adam J. Whitlatch and his wife Jessica today: Jessica: The fun doesn’t start until you open your mouth. Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.